Bro-In-Law-Bob: I just watched "Miserable Index" for my first time during lunch (show with Impractical Jokers). I wonder where this would land on their 0-100 scale
dick messing: i was in thailand playing ping pon in ding dang. i was in a real high stakes game in some opium den. turned out the guys i was playing arent the kind of guys who like to lose. after i beat them...they beat me. worked me over pretty good...and this is hard to say...but they held me down and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. its never been the same. im damaged goods
Steve Neale: Haha awesome man, I have to wear a dress and get 10 honks down the shore on route 35. I’d rather eat pancakes! 14 is pretty awesome so far. Throw up on Dan and keep eating!
Bro-In-Law-Bob: In my former coworker's league, the person who came in last place has to take the SAT. Apparently you can take it at any age. He was 35 yrs old. Picture that scene.
Roger Goedel: Alex it has been an absolute travesty watching you try to follow my National Football League this season with any sort of credibility. I hope you have at least one redeeming quality to share with your league mates. God speed.
Jen from Hinge: This is why you ghosted me? To eat f’ing pancakes? Going to block your ass if you even try crawling back to me after you gain 50 pounds doing this...
Alex's Mother: Go Alex!! My little baby is all grown up and doing big things! I believe in you!! Don't forget to give your Mommy a shout out on air!! xoxoxo can't wait to watch
The Polish Pump: Greatings! Beware for this lad Alex! Similar to what happened last year with one of my mates and he became a diabetic! Well be rooting you on from Warsaw mate! Cheers!
Alex sucks : Idk who this kid is but this blows! Stumbled upon this website on stumble upon.... where is this taking place? Who is Alex? Why is he doing this? If that’s Alex next to the ihop his face is weird AF. Also Alex prob has a small dick. Alex’s life prob sucks